- lesbian: that girl is really cute
- straight boy: oMG DO YOU WANT TO FUCK HER OR SOMETHING LMAO CAN I WATCH
Clint sending a subscription of AARP to Bucky and Steve’s apartment
Natasha buying ages 50+ vitamins for them and telling them she’s only looking out for their aging health
Tony insisting that movie theaters give them a senior citizen discount
Sam making them play bingo with him
- Male author: I guess women are people
- Fans: I CAN'T STOP CRYING, THIS IS WHAT A FEMINIST LOOKS LIKE!