July272014

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

(Source: bustedbitmap, via doctopus)

10PM
  • lesbian: that girl is really cute
  • straight boy: oMG DO YOU WANT TO FUCK HER OR SOMETHING LMAO CAN I WATCH
10PM

puppyseb:

Clint sending a subscription of AARP to Bucky and Steve’s apartment

Natasha buying ages 50+ vitamins for them and telling them she’s only looking out for their aging health

Tony insisting that movie theaters give them a senior citizen discount

Sam making them play bingo with him

(via chirstopherevans)

10PM

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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(via nonstatisticalsanity)

10PM

badgrampa:

me as a parent

(via nonstatisticalsanity)

10PM

radastheyscum:

kinsleesuzanne:

chazychazle:

Would it be effective censorship if I just photoshopped man nipples onto girl nipples

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A++++++++++++++++++++++

(Source: diggidy-dang, via nonstatisticalsanity)

10PM
karigane:

piccolowasablackman:

teddythemonster:

whateveryourfantasyis:

This is my number one fantasy. I want to have sex in paint, while on a canvas. And then I want to keep the canvas after we’re done lol.

^^^^^^

ok but im worried about yeast infections

^^^ lol that was my first thought

karigane:

piccolowasablackman:

teddythemonster:

whateveryourfantasyis:

This is my number one fantasy. I want to have sex in paint, while on a canvas. And then I want to keep the canvas after we’re done lol.

^^^^^^

ok but im worried about yeast infections

^^^ lol that was my first thought

(Source: listeningtofreddiemercury, via fuckokay)

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caelas:

saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire

(via egberts)

10PM
irisparry:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:



I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

irisparry:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

(Source: theacheofmodernism, via nonstatisticalsanity)

10PM
  • Male author: I guess women are people
  • Fans: I CAN'T STOP CRYING, THIS IS WHAT A FEMINIST LOOKS LIKE!
10PM

shinygays:

lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck

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(via tuhree)

10PM

caseyanthonyofficial:

If I was rich I would buy 780,000 assorted spiders (Tarantuas, hobos, etc) and tell every town in the United States to give me money and the city that gives the least amount of money will get the 780,000 spiders released into their community

(via caseyanthonyofficial)

8PM

(Source: klainalsex, via dutchster)

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